The Man I Seek

are you the man I seek honest loving kind and true someone who will love me through and through if your not the man I seek then no more words should we speak if you are hold me tight prove to me it will be alright close your eyes picture me seeking you so tenderly…

I’m Furiously Happy

Oh if you only knew the peer joy I had reading this book. It was honest, heartfelt and hilarious. I recommend reading it on the toilet or wearing a diaper, it is a drop down on the floor, roll around and laugh out loud, pee your pants kind of funny. I wanted to cry, hug…

Who Gave My Dog the Diurex?

As in a former post. My dogs are really out to get me *sighs*. Not only did they used to lounge on the pee pads instead of peeing on them. My little Izzie has now decided that she is going to be a bed wetter. “Yes I am being serious, dead serious” *chuckles*. This little…

Sing It Loud, Maybe Not Proud

Ever hear a song and you can instantly relate? Whether it be about love gone wrong, love gone right. Your happy child hood that is/was full of unicorns and rainbows or the demons that hide within? “I know me too”. Today, I relate too: Being in love is hard, losing a love is even harder…

I’m Quite Certain!

They say there are few certainties in life. Not true. Your mom is always right about how special you are, your dad is always right about a guy’s intention, and you can’t trust someone who doesn’t drink coffee. Europeans are condescending. No one is interested in hearing about your dream last night unless there is sex…